NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky

Op-Ed: My Internship at NASA Was Cancelled So I’m Going to Poach Elephant Ivory in The Orient, Instead

I got a job at NASA for the summer. You wouldn’t have…

Op-Ed: My Super Exclusive Internship with NASA Was Just Cancelled So I Guess I’m Stuck Slumming It in My Huge London Flat

So there I was, just sitting in my trophy room in my…

Op-Ed: I Was Going to Work at NASA and Now I Am Not, But I Was Going To and I Am Smart

I’m just writing this so all of you know that, even though…

Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus

Okay, I’m pissed. One month ago, I had this summer all figured…

Student stands up during Zoom session, revealing that they’re not wearing pants and also have the legs and torso of a horse

Op-Ed: I woke up too early and I accidentally saw the Easter Bunny busting eggs out of its cloaca

RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use

When the majority of undergraduate students were told to leave campus, ResEd…

Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63

An online session of ‘MATH 84: Non-Sequential Arrays’ conducted through Zoom video-conferencing…