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Reports have come in that during one of the many rallies that…

Social Scientists Encourage Introspection For Those Who Live In Glass Houses

Washington, D.C. — Doctors associated with the American Psychological Association have determined…

Op-Ed: Gen X Was Great, Millennials Are A Useless Pile Of Rocks

As we inaugurate a new political administration, now is a good time…

Dating Prodigy to Forgo Senior Year, Join The League a Year Early

Dating dynamo Dan Williams announced Sunday that he will skip his last…

Ninja Loses Throwing Stars, Keys in Worst Day Ever

Koga, Japan—Ruffling frantically through the piles of yari spears and rocket-propelled arrows…

A Milk-Based Diet Has Kept Babies Slim And Trim For Centuries, And Here’s How To Make It Work For You

Have you always wondered how infants find it so easy to keep…