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Flipside’s Actions, Words, Compete for Who Can Speak the Loudest
On Thursday, after an op-ed in the Daily accused the Flipside’s Actions of not speaking loudly enough, an argument about who could speak louder erupted in the Flipside offices between Actions and...
February 27th, 2011
New Al Qaeda Hostage Video Stuns Nation
A new hostage tape released by Al Qaeda has drawn universal condemnation from leaders worldwide.
In the video, armed Al Qaeda members repeatedly inflict suffering upon an unidentified American soldier.
The...
February 26th, 2011
Study Finds: If Your Hand Is Bigger Than Your Face, You Actually Need Surgery
In a packed auditorium on Saturday, Stanford Hospital Director Ken Toshi informed a somber audience of the very real medical problems associated with having a larger hand than face. In a prepared statement,...
February 26th, 2011
Johnny Beauregard Wins Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship
Deep in the renowned basement of Mike’s All-You-Can-Eat BBQ Buffet, a legend has been born. All within a single day, Johnny Beauregard toppled nine grandmasters, including the once unbeatable Nikolai...
February 25th, 2011
Fandango Employees Weep for Man Who Bought One Ticket to New Big Momma Movie
We at Fandango would like to express our heartfelt sympathies and prayers for Phil Hughes of billing address 618 Marsh Hawk Lane in Seattle, Wash., 98101. We hope that it was some sort of atrocious mistake,...
February 24th, 2011
‘E’ Tired of Coming After ‘I’, Acheives Change to Rule
Last week, the letter E testified before the Superior Court of Alphabet Affairs requesting a reveiw of the oft-cited spelling rule “I before E except after C.” In his eloquent closing remarks,...
February 24th, 2011
U.S. Marines to Use Super Soakers as Main Firearms
Citing a desire to adopt a non-lethal approach to deterring enemies, the U.S. Marines recently announced a plan to begin phasing out bullet-based firearms, replacing them instead with Nerf brand Super...
February 23rd, 2011
Michelle Obama Newest Cover Girl for Sports Illustrated: Presidents’ Day Spread
Michelle Obama is the newest cover girl for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue for the magazine’s Presidents’ Day special. The spread features over 15 pictures of the first lady on the exotic...
February 23rd, 2011
Flipside Requests “Segway” In Special Fees Budget
This past Sunday marked the deadline for student groups to submit their Special Fee budgets and Declarations of Intent. This can mean only one thing: get your SUIDs ready and inboxes cleared, because petitioning...
February 21st, 2011
Nation’s Hipsters Now Unsure How They Feel About Arcade Fire
In the wake of Arcade Fire’s “The Suburbs” winning album of the year at this year’s Grammys, the nation’s hipster community is reeling as it is forced to reevaluate its opinion of the...
February 20th, 2011
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