Santa’s ELF Committee Runs Out of Money Because “Some Children Were Greedy Little Shits This Year”

Barely more than a month into 2019, an email sent out last…

Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die

Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially…

Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring

(For confidentiality purposes, the Flipside will not be using Reed Pearson’s name…

Dear Abby, My Dorm is Going to the Aquarium and I Really Want to Steal an Octopus but I’m Terrified of Coach Buses. What Do I Do? Sincerely, Tentacle Thief

Dear Tentacle Thief, Look, it’s a whole wide world out there. And…

TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South

The magical land of drunken munchkin men, otherwise known as TDX, had…

An Open Letter to the Degenerate Fuckstick who Stole our Box of Flipside Prints

You rodent. You scum. You absolute filth. You just had to do it,…