Articles by: Heidi Gamil

A Message from the Flipside Seniors

June 1, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on A Message from the Flipside Seniors
A Message from the Flipside Seniors

This is it, Class of Fif-TEEN! You haven’t heard that one in a while, but prepare yourselves for the ritualized shouting one last time. Welcome to the final stretch of ceremonies, festivities, and trying to decide if you’re going to keep the comforter you threw up on during Sophomore year. […]

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To Appease Prudish Old Men, 680 Scraps “Exotic Erotic” for “Jazz Party”

May 29, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on To Appease Prudish Old Men, 680 Scraps “Exotic Erotic” for “Jazz Party”
To Appease Prudish Old Men, 680 Scraps “Exotic Erotic” for “Jazz Party”

Stanford, CA—In the 2014-15 year, the Stanford administration has been heavily implementing student activity restrictions. From attempting to cancel Full Moon on the Quad to putting band on probation, it seems that Stanford administrators are trying to completely ban the lustful shenanigans of youth. The most recent target was the […]

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Study Finds Poor Math Scores Correlated with Number of Fingers Missing

May 18, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Study Finds Poor Math Scores Correlated with Number of Fingers Missing
Study Finds Poor Math Scores Correlated with Number of Fingers Missing

PROVIDENCE, RI—After years of consistently high scores in all subjects with the exception of mathematics, the Camden Academy Primary School has finally discovered the root of the problem. Noting that all the boys in remedial math classes seemed to be missing more fingers than was average, Principal Harry Marsden hired […]

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Freshman Robbed By Big, Given Bejeweled Presents

May 11, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Robbed By Big, Given Bejeweled Presents
Freshman Robbed By Big, Given Bejeweled Presents

STANFORD, CALIFORNIA: On the afternoon of Friday May 9, freshman Haley Fredricks of Trancos arrived home at 2PM to find that her computer, television, fan, and desk lamp had mysteriously disappeared. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that Ms. Fredricks, recently a member of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority, had […]

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Faithful Gay Couple Cross State Border, Become Adulterous

May 4, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Faithful Gay Couple Cross State Border, Become Adulterous
Faithful Gay Couple Cross State Border, Become Adulterous

ATLANTA, GEORGIA: On Friday of last week, Sadie and Liz Johnson-Hubbard were forced to address the fragility of their relationship after realizing that it was no longer sanctioned by their local state government. After residing for 10 years as a legally married couple in the state of South Carolina, the […]

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Child’s First Words: “You’re inadequate parents”

April 27, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Child’s First Words: “You’re inadequate parents”
Child’s First Words: “You’re inadequate parents”

NEW YORK, NY – After two stressful years of waiting, the Thompson family has reported that their baby boy Riley has finally said his first words.  Much to the surprise of his upper-middle class parents, these words were: “You’re inadequate parents.” Though developmentally normal in every respect, Riley’s parents reported […]

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A Meaningful Life According to Oprah

April 17, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on A Meaningful Life According to Oprah
A Meaningful Life According to Oprah

On Monday April 20, Oprah is slotted to deliver the annual Stanford lecture on a meaningful life at Memorial Church.The Stanford Flipside has had the opportunity to sit down with Oprah before her lecture and ask her a few personal questions about how mind-numbingly rich and influential people live meaningful […]

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Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All

March 11, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All
Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All

After a neck and neck election, it seems that our great nation has finally elected our next leader. The new President of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt, bursting with manly pride and reeking of tobacco and pheromones, has deigned to sit down with us and reveal his innermost sexual secrets. […]

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Administration Denies Meyer Library Ever Existed

March 2, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Administration Denies Meyer Library Ever Existed
Administration Denies Meyer Library Ever Existed

In keeping with the preservation of Stanford’s pristine image, the school administration has spent Parents’ Weekend denying the existence of the blight that is Meyer Library. Students caught pointing out the gnarled remains of the building to their parents have mysteriously disappeared, and those who remained only giggled nervously when […]

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Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism

February 23, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism
Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism

The movement of the East Asia Library to its new location in Lathrop has greatly increased its use by students as a study space. In what has been widely criticized as a tasteless and over-the-top gesture by the administration, the Stanford Center for East Asian Studies has opened a historically […]

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