286 Articles Life Year 10 Mother Gains Super Strength from Child in Peril, Wins Carnival Game When the brakeline on Kathy Ramone’s car snapped, pinning her precious child… Byron CalabasasFebruary 26, 2018
284 Articles Politics Year 10 Fucking Typical: This Millennial Spent All His Money on Avocado Toast and Healthcare No surprises here, folks: just another lazy teenager, sucking dry the plump… Byron CalabasasFebruary 22, 2018
285 Articles Politics Year 10 Jeff Sessions Introduces New Policy Aimed at Stopping “Urban Youths” from Stealing Pies Off Window Sills In a surprise announcement Monday morning, Jeff Sessions introduced a new anti-crime… Byron CalabasasFebruary 22, 2018
285 Articles By Year - Decade 2 Life US Year 10 Self-Declared “90s Kid” Unable to Name Cultural Touchstone Other than Furby Residents of freshman dorm Cedro were reportedly taken aback earlier this week… Byron CalabasasFebruary 19, 2018
282 Articles Stanford Year 10 Guy in Vomit-Stained Shrek 2 Onesie Will One Day Win Nobel Prize Partygoers who left TDX around 1 AM this past Saturday on their… Byron CalabasasJanuary 29, 2018
280 Articles Entertainment Year 10 Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain Shit me to hell… another mediocre artist has just released a bullshit… Byron CalabasasJanuary 17, 2018
280 Technology Year 10 Roommate Won’t Stop Writing Groundbreaking Equations on Dorm Window Finding a good roommate is hard anywhere — but at Stanford, things… Byron CalabasasJanuary 15, 2018
279 Articles Business Year 10 Wow! Nike’s Social Media Account Totally Meme’d the SHIT Out of Their Workplace Safety Violations Alright, everybody, go home: looks like Nike just won the internet. When… Byron CalabasasDecember 13, 2017
279 Articles Year 10 Domestic Surveillance State No Match for Tape Over Laptop Camera Agents of the U.S. intelligence community were left confused and scared Wednesday… Byron CalabasasDecember 4, 2017
278 Articles Opinion Year 10 Op-Ed: I’m Tired Of Being Called Racist Just Because I Support Small Government, Lower Taxes, And Racism By Robert Spencer Over the last few weeks, Stanford has erupted in… Byron CalabasasNovember 13, 2017
