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Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft

October 24, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft
Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft

Wilbur Dining Hall has instituted a new policy to stop students from bringing back food to their rooms. “Students were becoming too bold, sneaking in Tupperware and just filling it with food out in the open. They weren’t even trying to hide their thievery,” reported one dining hall worker. “At […]

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Student Thinks Bike Was Stolen, But Remembers She Parked It Elsewhere

April 16, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Student Thinks Bike Was Stolen, But Remembers She Parked It Elsewhere
Student Thinks Bike Was Stolen, But Remembers She Parked It Elsewhere

Mia Lee, ’14, walked out her of her IHUM class still drowsy and had a moment of pure terror. “I looked at the bike rack outside my class, and I didn’t see my bike. For like, 10 full seconds, I literally thought it was stolen.” Ms. Lee started “flipping a […]

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Students Fight, Steal, and Kill for Dalai Lama Tickets

October 17, 2010 2:51 pmComments Off on Students Fight, Steal, and Kill for Dalai Lama Tickets
Students Fight, Steal, and Kill for Dalai Lama Tickets

WHITE PLAZA—In the days leading up to the on campus talk by His Holiness the Dalai Lama, students across campus worked tirelessly to find tickets to the event, often resorting to extreme acts of violence. “I really wanted to hear what he had to say about peace and compassion,” said […]

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Soap Running Out!

February 12, 2010 8:12 am0 comments
Soap Running Out!

GOVERNOR’S CORNER –Fear and unrest have taken control of Apartment 205 of Suites-Jenkins after the six-man suite realized its supply of hand soap was dwindling. “We’re trying to make do,” says Cliff Crosland, one resident of the suite.  “When it was like a quartery full we re-filled it with water and […]

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