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The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep

March 28, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep
The 5 Most Impressive Stanford Students, Ranked By How Sad They Are Right Before They Go To Sleep

Cameron Yi Cameron may have invented a portable defibrillator for remote hospitals in the third world, but he still feels an unexplainable weight in his chest in the last few minutes before he closes his eyes. It could be from the time his babysitter locked him in the bathroom as […]

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Student Waits to See What Everyone Else Thinks First

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Waits to See What Everyone Else Thinks First
Student Waits to See What Everyone Else Thinks First
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Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”

March 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”
Student with New Longboard “Just Can’t Stop Getting Laid”

For lucky student Charlie Dexter, it seems the winter is starting to heat up. The cause? A new 50 inch longboard he received for his late February birthday. The Flipside sat down with the stud freshman this week to learn all the steamy details about how his life has changed […]

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Student Ostracized For Throwing Garbage Into Compost Bin

November 2, 2009 1:46 am0 comments
Student Ostracized For Throwing Garbage Into Compost Bin



RICKER DINING—In an effort to curb global warming and environmental degradation, students and dining officials across campus have implemented new policies to promote green living and environmentally friendly lifestyles. Specifically, dining halls across campus have encouraged students to recycle, to compost their food, and to abstain from meat, dairy, and […]

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Student Has So Much To Do

June 1, 2009 8:02 pm0 comments
Student Has So Much To Do
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Student Leaves Rush In a Hurry

April 13, 2009 12:56 am0 comments
Student Leaves Rush In a Hurry
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Vote Student Wellness For ASSU Senate

April 5, 2009 11:20 am0 comments
Vote Student Wellness For ASSU Senate

By Stanley Waters This week, as students across campus are deciding which candidates they will support in the upcoming ASSU Senate Elections, many eyes are turned towards Student Wellness. Althoguth Mr. Wellness has resisted guerrilla campaign tactics like many of his opponents, he has still garnered almost universal support. For […]

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Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

March 8, 2009 4:06 pm0 comments
Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

Parents Found Puking, Vandalizing; Son Put on Probation By Jorie Carmeister STANFORD—Freshman student Troy Altman, a member of the dorm Naranja, is now on probation after hosting several guests who failed to respect dormitory rules. According to the RA, the guests were found puking on the floor, tearing down posters, […]

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Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining

March 1, 2009 10:42 pm0 comments
Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining
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12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student

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12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student
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