The Back Power Movement: Equality for All Backs

Though many argue that discrimination does not exist at Stanford, the straps…

Cardinal Plague Wreaks Havoc Across Campus

As if on cue, the annual onslaught of flu and cold season…

Recruiters Stunned by 2017’s Record Accomplishments

STANFORD, CA–Campus recruiters this week once again began their tri-annual journey to…

Stanford Adds Poultry Science to School of Humanities

In what experts are universally regarding as a sad, desperate bid to…

My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

My name is Jeremy Rodgers and I am a Stanford senior. My…

Class of ’17 Already Tired of Extra Fucking Syllable

This week, as classwork kicks into gear and the novel becomes the…

Epidemic Turns East Campus into Post-Apocalyptic Society

Tragedy struck campus last week as Vaden’s supply of flu shots finally…

Obama Revealed to be Stanford AI Lab Experiment

In the days leading up to the election, the Stanford AI Lab…

Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters

After a record 37,000 applications were submitted to Stanford University this year,…

IBM’s Watson Comes to Stanford For Game of Which One of You is a Computer?

CEMEX AUDITORIUM–In honor of Big Game, week, IBM brought their supercomputer Watson…