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Op-Ed: The “Stanford Class of 2018 Admits” Facebook Page is My Jam

April 7, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: The “Stanford Class of 2018 Admits” Facebook Page is My Jam
Op-Ed: The “Stanford Class of 2018 Admits” Facebook Page is My Jam

Hey everyone, It’s me again. Of course, I don’t need an introduction, you’ve all seen my 15 daily posts on our Facebook group. At this point, you probably don’t even have to look at my name—you just know my profile picture by heart. And ladies, yes, that is me on […]

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Op-Ed: You Know What, I’m Just Going to Go Ahead and Make a Sweeping Generalization

February 25, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: You Know What, I’m Just Going to Go Ahead and Make a Sweeping Generalization
Op-Ed: You Know What, I’m Just Going to Go Ahead and Make a Sweeping Generalization

I have something on my mind, and I need to see my opinion in print. While I acknowledge that this issue I’ll be discussing has enormous complexity that I can’t even begin to bridge given with my limited word count, someone has to come out and reduce the issue to […]

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Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

January 18, 2010 10:04 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

By She I am disgusted.  Everywhere I go these days, I find that any comment anybody makes that even has the slightest hint of being sexually charged is quoted as having come from my mouth.  This is defamation to the highest degree.  I am in a healthy, monogamous relationship. I […]

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Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

October 19, 2009 3:44 pm0 comments
Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and the right breast should point to the right—that’s how nature intended it. […]

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Angry Hipster: “I Had Swine Flu Before It Was Trendy”

October 4, 2009 1:27 pm0 comments
Angry Hipster: “I Had Swine Flu Before It Was Trendy”
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I Am A Killing Machine

March 1, 2009 7:44 pm0 comments
I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own beds, and bike to class a comfortable five minutes late without […]

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Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

December 29, 2008 12:23 am0 comments
Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of change, and excited to see how America responds to its first black president. You might be tempted to think that racism is a done deal and that as a nation, we have finally moved past that stage. You […]

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Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

November 8, 2008 9:01 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way Obama could have beaten John McCain would have been by using dirty techniques to rig the election. The voters […]

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Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

November 1, 2008 9:45 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but that is certainly not the case. I have some reliable inside scoop here, but I won’t tell you exactly where I got the information from (the spirits).
     First let me dispel some of the overriding theories for […]

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Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

October 8, 2008 6:01 pm0 comments
Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

By Leonard Huffman I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato. The chow mein has just the right balance between noodles and veggies that […]

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