By Leonard Huffman

I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato.
The chow mein has just the right balance between noodles and veggies that is just like the inner balance I feel when I read one of Plato’s great dialogues.
It’s just salty enough and just healthy enoug

h that it gets me excited for a little philosophical reading When I see that chow mein it only makes me think one thing: It’s time to snuggle up to a little Plato.

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