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Grandparents That Flew in for Graduation Don’t Want to be Seen with Loser Grandkid

June 2, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Grandparents That Flew in for Graduation Don’t Want to be Seen with Loser Grandkid
Grandparents That Flew in for Graduation Don’t Want to be Seen with Loser Grandkid

Edith and Dale Fournier, maternal grandparents of Jake Fournier, recently revealed plans to completely ignore their “super fucking lame” grandson during their stay on campus. According to reliable sources, Jake was upset when he heard the development that even his own grandparents do not want to spend time with his […]

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Wacky Wok Sponsored by Panda Express

June 3, 2013 1:25 pmComments Off on Wacky Wok Sponsored by Panda Express
Wacky Wok Sponsored by Panda Express
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Senior to Skip Graduation, Hears Slides Will be Posted Online

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Senior to Skip Graduation, Hears Slides Will be Posted Online
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Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World

May 29, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World
Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World
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Give Your Senior Gift to The Stanford Flipside

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Give Your Senior Gift to The Stanford Flipside

So here we are. In just a few weeks’ time, you’ll have graduated, received your degree, and started a new chapter in your life. Let’s take this opportunity to reflect on the past four years and to thank those who made it possible: your parents, your friends, your professors, and […]

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The Stanford Bucket List

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The Stanford Bucket List

The school year is winding down, and if you are a senior that means it is time to start checking off the items on your Stanford Bucket List. However, many of you may not have created your Bucket List, so we took the time to prepare the perfect bucket list […]

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Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

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Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

Joey Tyler ’12 plans to graduate this June with a double major in Math and Chemistry. While he has a phenomenal understanding of group theory and real analysis, the Flipside has discovered that Tyler lacks all basic skills that a 22 year old American citizen should have.  We went on […]

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Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

May 29, 2011 5:36 pmComments Off on Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM
Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

Joshua Randle (‘11) finally has made peace with IHUM in the weeks before graduation. Introduction to Humanities, the year-long sequence required for freshman, is considered undesirable to some because of its required discussion sections, challenging essays, and unforgivable lameness. Joshua has been spending these last months before graduation forgiving IHUM […]

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