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Innocent Iceberg Brutally Sunk in High Arctic

March 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Innocent Iceberg Brutally Sunk in High Arctic
Innocent Iceberg Brutally Sunk in High Arctic

15 April 1912—The world was shocked this morning to hear of a horrific accident.  The RMS Titanic, the largest ship in the world and carrying over three thousand souls, has brutally struck into an innocent iceberg in the greatest peacetime disaster in recent memory.  From the start, the iceberg had no […]

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Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here

May 19, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here
Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here

A recent report filed by Flipside foreign correspondent Sarah Walters has confirmed that the sad events in some far and obscure country have now reached crisis levels, despite the fact that you are living quite comfortably. “We’re talking about a magnitude 9.5 on the International Complete Disaster Scale,” said United […]

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CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”

January 10, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”
CNN Reports That Americans “Should Be Very Worried”

THE SITUATION ROOM- CNN’s Wolf Blitzer broke news this morning that Americans should be “very worried”. “It’s really just all going to shit” Blitzer reported, “Everything is crazy. Have you ever really thought about cars? We let normal people just pilot these death machines. Even your cell phone is probably […]

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Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims

May 16, 2010 3:01 pm0 comments
Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims
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Earthquake Hits Applebees

May 2, 2010 11:48 am0 comments
Earthquake Hits Applebees

BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees. The Applebees had been home to several hundred consistent weekly visitors, but is now facing a minor inconvenience thanks to the quake. According to Applebees waiter and witness, Luke Crowler, “When the quake hit, the tables started to […]

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