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Area Man Declares Bottle of Jack His Best Friend

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“Not” Jokes Making a Comeback…NOT!

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It was a classic love story from the very start.  I swept…

Girls Scouts’ Blockade of Nation’s Grocery Stores Enters Third Week

Seeking to maintain their decisive chokehold on the nation’s food-distribution outlets, Girl…

TA Admits She Doesn’t Actually Look at Works Cited Page

Flipside Literary Corner

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