Beau Biden Comes Back from the Grave to Fuck Melania 

Op-Ed: My Selfish Fucking Little Brother Just Wasted His Make-A-Wish on a Trip to Disneyworld

Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can’t. My terminally…

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK INTO THE ABUSIVE PRACTICES OF THE LATE-REPUBLICAN ROMAN DAIRY INDUSTRY: CITIZENS, LEARN WHAT THE SENATE IS PUTTING INTO YOUR CHEESE

Be aware, citizen! Though all good citizens know that to swill milk…

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In Honor of Louise Glück   Roses… are vaguely orange  Violets – somewhat…

Trump Sends Out Second Stimulus Package

Following an executive order, President Donald Junipero Trump has sent out “a…