Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken Furrowing his brow, aspiring serial killer Joseph Michael Evans expressed frustration earlier… Byron CalabasasApril 18, 2020
342 Articles Life Year 12 Disney Applauded for Casting First Openly Queer Character as Disgusting Roach Who Gets Stepped On During Opening Credits Last Thursday, Disney joined the ranks of uber-corporations who recognize the turning… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 18, 2020
In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones According to internal communications obtained by the Flipside, the U.S. Transportation Security… Julia GongApril 18, 2020
341 Articles Life Uncategorized Year 12 Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy Gummy Bears Exist Solely to Fuck and Die, Study Finds A recent… Flipside StaffMarch 1, 2020
340 Headlines Life Year 12 Nasty nasty worms are crawling out of teens’ eyeballs, but is it safe? Inside TikTok’s viral new “Worm-Eye Challenge” Flipside StaffFebruary 14, 2020
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333 Articles Life Year 12 Op-Ed: My Wii Fit Trainer Keeps Telling Me How the Poor Are Just Lazy and Entitled In-Between Poses, and It’s a Little Disturbing “Let’s try the Half-Moon Pose,” she says, her silky-smooth voice sliding down… Ben Harley DavidsonNovember 12, 2019
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