Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

March 28, 2010 7:53 pm
Area Man Dies on Russian Chat Roulette

An area man logged on to Russian Chat Roulette the other day to chat with random Russians. Unfortunately, after randomly talking to a few Russians and thirty Russian dicks, he lost and died. He should have known that based on the rules of the website, you have an equal chance […]

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Fed Condemns Daylight Savings, Pushes Daylight Spending Agenda 

March 15, 2010 12:02 am
Fed Condemns Daylight Savings, Pushes Daylight Spending Agenda 

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke stood in front of the Senate this morning at 3:00 P.M. this afternoon, giving an enraged and impassioned speech on how daylight savings is the last thing the economy needs right now. “Our economy is in a real rut,” he stated, “we need […]

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Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

March 10, 2010 11:57 am
Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

As finals loom closer, Stanford students have a new reason to wear their bike helmets: to protect their precious brains from the claws and teeth of ravenous zombies. The rotting, reawakened corpses have been spotted all over campus, staggering and moaning from Lake Lag to Mirrielees.  At first, students thought […]

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Stanford Police Crack Down on Seat Theft

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Stanford Police Crack Down on Seat Theft

It seems safe, but there are seat-thefts happening every day here. TRESSIDER UNION–Ever since there have been chairs and lunches, there have been people taking other peoples’ reserved seats. This issue recently hit a climax in Tressider Union and Axe and Palm, and campus police are seeking to rectify the […]

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Stanford Flipside Special Fees Budget

March 8, 2010 1:00 am
Stanford Flipside Special Fees Budget
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Students Celebrate Spirit of Games by Participating in Beer Olympics

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Students Celebrate Spirit of Games by Participating in Beer Olympics

Last Saturday, Stanford students celebrated the Winter Olympics by competing in the Beer Olympics. Students from all over campus gathered together in Main Quad for a spectacular opening ceremony that included 151 shots lit on fire, representatives from every cultural group on campus, and dance performances by that crazy freshman […]

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Stanford Groups Table in White Plaza

March 7, 2010 10:36 pm
Stanford Groups Table in White Plaza

Click to Launch the Activities Fair Slideshow! WHITE PLAZA–Last Friday, Stanford students came together to table in White Plaza to promote some of the lesser known groups on campus. The following groups tabled at the activities fair: The White Male Community Center came to White Plaza to help push for […]

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Appropriations Committee Eliminates Support for Student Life Programs on Campus: 30 Found Dead

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Appropriations Committee Eliminates Support for Student Life Programs on Campus: 30 Found Dead



OLD UNION—Last Tuesday, the ASSU Appropriations Committee met to discuss the future of student life programs on campus. In light of new budget rules and by-laws, the continued existence of student life on campus is no longer guaranteed. During its meeting, the Appropriations Committee voted to cut funding for student […]

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Editorial: Support the Stanford Flipside for Special Fees. We’re Not Applying, But Support Us Anyway

March 1, 2010 5:41 pm
Editorial: Support the Stanford Flipside for Special Fees. We’re Not Applying, But Support Us Anyway

Once a year, the time comes when Stanford student groups send out mass email and Facebook messages telling you to vote for their group and to give them your money. Well, it’s that time again, and we, the Editorial Board, would like to ask you to support us here at […]

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Parents of Azia Kim Apprehended at Parents’ Weekend

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Parents of Azia Kim Apprehended at Parents’ Weekend

In a bizarre continuation of the scandal that swept the campus just three years ago, it appears that the parents of Stanford imposter Azia Kim have been apprehended for falsely attending Parents Weekend. Authorities grew suspicious of the couple when a security guard witnessed Mr. Kim boosting Mrs. Kim into […]

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