Articles by: Maggie Rosenthal

Op-Ed: I’m In Too Deep With These GSB Experiments, Please Help

May 6, 2018 9:01 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I’m In Too Deep With These GSB Experiments, Please Help
Op-Ed: I’m In Too Deep With These GSB Experiments, Please Help

It started off with an email. The newsletter advertising different Graduate School of Business studies seemed like a simple way to make 7 bucks in just 20 minutes. So naturally, I signed up for a few, going in for some group thinking exercises, even some simulated negotiations. It was all […]

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Op-Ed: I’m a Human Trapped in a Hamster’s Body and I’m Worried This Will Impact my Chances During Rush

April 9, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I’m a Human Trapped in a Hamster’s Body and I’m Worried This Will Impact my Chances During Rush
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Recruitment for Greek life on campus is starting up, and we all know what that means: my chance to be a part of the best and most exclusive social groups on campus is fast approaching. Here’s my concern though: while my mind and soul are human, my body is a […]

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Op-Ed: Does anyone want to swap P.O. boxes with me?

February 12, 2018 2:24 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Does anyone want to swap P.O. boxes with me?
Op-Ed: Does anyone want to swap P.O. boxes with me?

Hey, would anyone be willing to swap P.O. boxes with me while I go abroad next quarter? Mine is fine, it’s a nice number and good location close to the front of the post office. The only thing that some people might find a little troubling is that there is […]

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Op-ed: Does Anyone Want To Buy Me A Recorder?

January 29, 2018 9:00 amComments Off on Op-ed: Does Anyone Want To Buy Me A Recorder?
Op-ed: Does Anyone Want To Buy Me A Recorder?

Hey there! Little Jimmy in the house. I know we haven’t formally met, but I’ve got a quick question for you: do you want to buy me a recorder? Doesn’t have to be fancy, just anything made out of a nice, durable plastic should do the trick. You can find […]

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Whacking Side Of Computer Still Hasn’t Fixed Axess, CS Professors Report

November 6, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Whacking Side Of Computer Still Hasn’t Fixed Axess, CS Professors Report
Whacking Side Of Computer Still Hasn’t Fixed Axess, CS Professors Report

Now that Week 6 has come and gone, students have begun to enroll in courses for winter quarter. Unfortunately, however, Axess is still not working. According to Stanford’s IT Department, the site crashed at midnight a few days ago due to increased traffic coinciding with the opening of course registration […]

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Op-Ed: Please Just Let Me Eat My Toothpaste In The Back Of Class In Peace

October 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Please Just Let Me Eat My Toothpaste In The Back Of Class In Peace
Op-Ed: Please Just Let Me Eat My Toothpaste In The Back Of Class In Peace

We all have our vices. Maybe yours is smoking, or perhaps gambling. And mine, sure, it’s a little less orthodox. But so what if I enjoy chowing down on a tube of toothpaste during my Thinking Matters section? What’s it to you, buddy? Just because I personally love gulping back […]

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Freshman Who Lied About Watching Game of Thrones Now In Too Deep

October 16, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Who Lied About Watching Game of Thrones Now In Too Deep
Freshman Who Lied About Watching Game of Thrones Now In Too Deep

In devastating news out of Burbank this past week, freshman Ken Seley has realized he is “in too deep” in his ongoing lie — initially told in an effort to be more relatable to his peers — that he watches the popular HBO series Game of Thrones. The problem first […]

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Class Of ‘72 Alum Returns To Campus To Find Mayonnaise Sandwich He Put In Time Capsule Missing

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Class Of ‘72 Alum Returns To Campus To Find Mayonnaise Sandwich He Put In Time Capsule Missing
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Freshman Already Acclimating To Stanford, Calls California “Cali”

October 2, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Already Acclimating To Stanford, Calls California “Cali”
Freshman Already Acclimating To Stanford, Calls California “Cali”

Though the Stanford class of 2021 has been on the Farm for less than a month, freshman Grace Roberts is already acclimating quickly and has made herself at home with the local slang in an attempt to fit in. “Look, I’m doing pretty well. I tell my friends back at […]

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Freshman Without Friends Or Legitimate Reasons To Be Happy Reports He’s “Doing Fine” In Phone Call To Parents

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Freshman Without Friends Or Legitimate Reasons To Be Happy Reports He’s “Doing Fine” In Phone Call To Parents

While freshman Bobby Taylor may be struggling to make friends besides his dorm’s resident pianist, sources confirmed yesterday that Taylor’s parents have been receiving a very different story in his weekly phone calls home. Exaggerating the quality of his social interactions and downplaying moments of intense self-doubt and loneliness, Taylor […]

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