Headlines Politics US Chris Christie Seen Blasting Boombox Outside Trump’s Hotel Room Dylan FugelJuly 15, 2016
238 Articles Business Stanford Year 8 Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom CHICAGO, IL – Local reports out of the Windy City indicate that… Dylan FugelMay 17, 2016
238 Entertainment Headlines Year 8 New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About Dylan FugelMay 16, 2016
236 Articles Business Technology Year 8 Tesla Unveils Impractically Tiny Car Prototype Tesla Motors continued their technological hot streak last Thursday, unveiling a new… Dylan FugelMay 2, 2016
235 Articles Sports Year 8 Knicks, Nets Finalize Trade of Franchise-Crippling Problems During the NBA playoffs, it is often easy to forget that there… Dylan FugelApril 27, 2016
235 Articles By Year Entertainment Topic Year 8 “You’re So Vain” Singer Releases New Track Entitled: “This One’s About Warren (Beatty), (The Famous Actor)” The music world was ecstatic to learn today that famed singer-songwriter Carly… Dylan FugelApril 26, 2016
234 Articles By Year Sports Year 8 NFL Introduces Concussion-Friendly Programming to Boost Ratings In the NFL’s annual struggle to boost April ratings with their schedule… Dylan FugelApril 18, 2016
Headlines Sports Year 8 Kobe Ends Storied Career By Considering Passing Torch, Then Shooting Torch 50 Times Instead Dylan FugelApril 13, 2016
233 Articles Life Technology Year 8 Mysteries of the Deep Solved by Intrepid 16-Month Old UNDER THE SEA – Heading up a 20-man expeditionary crew, local 16-month… Dylan FugelApril 11, 2016
719-Headed Superdelegate Hydra Terrorizes Democratic Candidates MADISON, WI – As voters across the city turned out to multiple… Dylan FugelApril 4, 2016
