Student stands up during Zoom session, revealing that they’re not wearing pants and also have the legs and torso of a horse Flipside StaffApril 26, 2020
Op-Ed: I woke up too early and I accidentally saw the Easter Bunny busting eggs out of its cloaca Flipside StaffApril 26, 2020
RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use When the majority of undergraduate students were told to leave campus, ResEd… Robin FierbergApril 26, 2020
346 Articles Opinion Year 12 An Ode to the Brick of Black Tar Heroin I Left On My Desk If only I had known our time together was to be cut… Alex DurhamApril 26, 2020
346 Articles Life Year 12 Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63 An online session of ‘MATH 84: Non-Sequential Arrays’ conducted through Zoom video-conferencing… Byron CalabasasApril 26, 2020
345 Headlines Politics Year 12 Trump to Successfully Re-open Country by “Solstice of the Goats,” an Ancient Pagan Holiday He Just Reintroduced Flipside StaffApril 24, 2020
345 Articles Life Year 12 Turnips Are Doing Fine This Season, Says Farmer Bob Georgia farmer Bob Walker confirmed last Wednesday that his turnip crop is… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 24, 2020
345 Articles Environment Year 12 The Resilience of Mother Earth: With Students Gone, Those Ten-Foot Centipedes from the Paleozoic Era Have Finally Returned to Campus As the coronavirus pandemic sweeps the planet — forcing people to self-quarantine… Byron CalabasasApril 24, 2020
STANFORD UNDER INVESTIGATION BY DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY: University Reportedly Selling Student Drugs to Make Up for Rapidly Dwindling Endowment Following the well-handled and not-at-all-haphazard evacuation of undergraduate dorms, Stanford University has… William GolubApril 24, 2020
