Top 10 Times I Was Too Woke for My Own Good

January 15, 2018 12:00 pm
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Top 10 Times I Was Too Woke for My Own Good
  1. I voted for the Democratic candidate for President but forgot that it was 1892 and they were still the bad ones
  2. I saved a POC from an alligator attack but the alligator was actually endangered and it starved to death
  3. I became friends with a black person, but it was former presidential candidate Herman Cain and he wouldn’t stop calling me a “libtard” so I left and got dumplings
  4. I became a feminist, but only for ladies who call their husbands “hubby”
  5. I tried to cut taxes for the poor but accidentally just normal cut them, with a katana
  6. I helped an old lady cross the street, but she was on her way to the Hitler convention
  7. I tried to protest Big Pharma by eating all the polio medicine, but then got wayyyy too high and punched a cop
  8. I beat up someone for saying the n-word, which I thought was “nutrition”
  9. I gave an e-cig to a baby
  10. I went to a “Free the Nipple” rally but got too horny and had to leave