Following extensive broadcast coverage of last week’s New Hampshire primary, Carly Fiorina claimed Sunday to have seen a video in which her paltry 4.1% result was actually a landslide victory.
“I dare Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to watch these tapes,” she told the press. “Watch a fully formed campaign on the table, its heart still beating, its legs kicking despite its polling numbers falling into single digits, while someone says, ‘We have to keep it alive to harvest its brain-y political staffers.'”
Representatives from several news outlets continue to insist that these videos are “completely made up”, but Fiorina has pressed on with her crusade.
Taking to Facebook, she wrote: “First the liberal media made HP fail while I was its CEO, and then it pretended that the state of Iowa isn’t a fake government myth. Now they want to say I didn’t win New Hampshire by a 50-point margin. Typical. Luckily, the proof is in the footage- I encourage you to watch it.”
Fiorina staffers have yet to respond to inquiries about the alleged videos’ location, but several have offered their resumes and contact information in the event that any readers should be looking for someone with career campaign experience.