Inside this week’s issue, you’ll find:

– What NOT to wear to Synergy (hint: anything at all)

– 7 tips to not give a shit about classes because hey, it’s spring!

– Sitting on the lawn and strumming a guitar- how to appear talented enough to get laid

– Getting the most out of your lanyard

– 13 and counting: how many days in a row can I wear these pants?

– PLUS are your yoga pants transparent enough? Use this guide to find out!

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