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Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable

March 12, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable
Area Man Buys New Pair of Knickerbockers, Still Unfuckable

NEW YORK, 1902 – Despite going out of his way to shed his “massively unfashionable” look by purchasing a new, top-of-the-line pair of knickerbockers, Dennis Hanahan was surpised to find that all the women that had previously rejected his sexual advances continued to do so. “All these dames, all higgledy-piggledy […]

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Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

May 19, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul
Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

“It’s true,” said a representative of the University, “Your last shred of free will has just evaporated.” When asked why the institution was being so open with its diabolical plans now, the representative simply replied, “It doesn’t matter any more, does it? It’s too late now.” Even a couple of weeks […]

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Inside: How To Pick That Perfect Binge Drinking Outfit

April 9, 2013 4:51 pmComments Off on Inside: How To Pick That Perfect Binge Drinking Outfit
Inside: How To Pick That Perfect Binge Drinking Outfit
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Flipside Fashion!

April 8, 2013 12:02 pmComments Off on Flipside Fashion!
Flipside Fashion!

Inside this week’s issue, you’ll find: – What NOT to wear to Synergy (hint: anything at all) – 7 tips to not give a shit about classes because hey, it’s spring! – Sitting on the lawn and strumming a guitar- how to appear talented enough to get laid – Getting […]

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Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims

May 16, 2010 3:01 pm0 comments
Charity Fashion Show Donates To Fashion Disaster Victims
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