US military officials recently revealed that they had found a large archive of pornography in Osama Bin Laden’s compound.

Analysts say this development will likely tarnish Bin Laden’s image within the predominantly conservative terrorist organizations.

Aalam Bashir, a fur merchant from Pakistan, was especially disappointed in Bin Laden.

“I had no problem when he killed thousands of innocents and started a new era of wars,” said Bashir. “But looking at hot coeds urinating in public is absolutely unforgivable. I am now convinced Bin Laden was not a good man.”

In spite of the general sense of outrage, not everyone has reacted negatively to the discovery of Osama’s porn stash.

“Wow! Just wow! He has every single volume of Nasty Burka Babes!” said Navy Seal David Barry. “He even has an original, uncut copy of Sati Akram’s masterpiece, IEDesires of an Infidel, in both its hardcore and softcore versions.”

“Never before have I been so aroused by the interplay of shrapnel and bondage,” he added.

In addition to popular series like Quranchy Caliphs, and its popular spin-off Sultry Sultans, US investigators found an early cut of an untitled film in which two female insurgents make out with each other in front of a burning American flag and wrestle, naked, in its ashes. Bin Laden’s collection also featured a fairly extensive gay porn collection, including such films as Ramadongs and Osama sin Laden: The Annals of a Terrorist Leader.

The search for bin Laden’s dignity is still ongoing.

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