Another Presidents’ Day, and more disappointment in Washington. Insiders have told the Flipside that this is the third year in a row that Michelle has neglected that one special day for her husband. “I’ve just been so busy giving talks and attending conferences,” Michelle said, “that Presidents’ Day just slipped my mind. I promise I won’t let it happen again next year.” Obama has told the press that he isn’t upset about it, but everyone kind of thinks he is.
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