It’s hard enough getting worldwide attention just by playing golf–but you did it–and that’s not all.
You also managed to steal front pages across the nation–and that’s quite a feat–considering all of the other scandals you had to compete with for air time.
We here at the Stanford Flipside just wanted to say thank you.
In the last ten years you’ve put on quite a show, and with an unbelievable finish! You are a sportsman and a role model for all of us who want to get lots of good publicity followed by a spurt of horrible publicity that tarnishes your reputation forever.

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