Sophomore Jeff Greneman was sending a text message on his iPhone today when he realized he made a typo.
The iPhone autocorrect replaced “You going to the football game?” with “I totally hate you and can’t understand why you would do something like that” Unfortunately, he had already hit send and there is no cancel button on the iPhone.
Jeff was worried that the recipient would not understand his message. “I hope she realizes what I meant,” Zach nervously worried.
Fortunately she did, and replied, “I’ll meet you there.”

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