Recent graduate and Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur Jason Pirloni claimed he was “extremely excited about the prospects” of a new romantic venture he was pursuing.
The project, named Jessica Simon, has been in the works since he met her two months ago.
“It’s looking really good,” Pirloni said.
“All of the infrastructure is in place, and I think there’s real need in the markets for this right now.
I’m willing to take the risk to make this project really work.” Pirloni added, however, that he was still looking for some capital to finance the first date.

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