Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies

February 8, 2009 4:31 pm
Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies
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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed

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Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around the world are stirring after an event with such revolutionary implications. “Do you know what this means for global warming?” said one […]

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Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

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Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured the White House from our beloved GOP. Our party shattered into little fragments, and some of those were lost to the blue side. I don’t know if we can bring the intellectuals, the libertarians, or the soccer moms […]

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Opinion: The Fetuses Just Don’t Grasp The Importance of The Issues

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Opinion: The Fetuses Just Don’t Grasp The Importance of The Issues

Lately, our country has been swept by a sort of neo-nostalgic nationalism, if you know what I mean. There are just tons of groups popping up advocating for the rights of fetuses and the unborn. Well I’m not going to tackle all of our civil liberties dilemmas at once–but if […]

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Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

4:19 pm
Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

Look, man, the neofascist, religious freakout Republicans are calling for the government to extend voting rights to fetuses. And that’s crazy, man. It shouldn’t even be up for debate. For one thing, fetuses are just a bunch of cells that will eventually become a person. They don’t have feelings. They […]

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