Obama Can’t Stop Taking Stances on Things

They say all addictions start with a first step. For some, that…

Admissions Announces Record Yield

Following unusually warm temperatures throughout the month of April, the Admissions Office…

Nation Prepares for All-Out Sex Party in Wake of Obama Announcement

In response to President Obama’s announcement that he personally supports same-sex marriage,…

Student’s Poor Midterm Grade Actually Causes Apocalypse

Despite assurances from friends and family that her subpar performance on the…

With Record Enrollment in CS106A, “Late Days” on Verge of Hyperinflation

With a record number of Stanford students enrolling in introductory programming classes…