Somali Pirates? More Like Robin Hood of the Seas

In an effort to clear up their less than stellar reputation, the Somali pirates issued a statement today making clear their intention to donate all goods and money gained from their pirating efforts towards...

April 28th, 2009

Student Celebrates 4/20, Earth Day In Same Way: Smoking and Watching Planet Earth

April 28th, 2009

Everything Explodes

April 5th, 2009

Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for the second term of the presidential administration of George W. Bush, returned to her role as professor of Political Science at Stanford....

March 1st, 2009

I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own...

March 1st, 2009

Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

While the United States celebrates the inauguration of its first African American president, signifying a break from hundreds of years of racism, segregation, and slavery, many are concerned that other...

February 16th, 2009

Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

By Jerry Vickname LIFUKA, TONGA—The dating world has been turned upside down as many people around the world are looking abroad to find true love. Dating, which once was considered strictly a local practice,...

January 25th, 2009