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Slow Learning Freshman Asks Lecturer If He Can Go To the Bathroom

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Spotify Stan’s Valentine’s Day/President’s Day/Black History Month Mix

Howdy everybody, Spotify Stan here with a fresh mix to get your…

Cherished Ambassador to Czechoslovakia Dies at Age 85

Despite their historic disputes, the Czech Republic and Slovakia have come together…

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1. Chocolates: It’s so basic, Brad. As long as you don’t eat more…