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Following Dong Nguyen’s bewildering decision to delete the hit game “Flappy Bird”…

Man Accidentally Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson for Frederick Douglass

Samuel L. Jackson, fresh off the set of the new RoboCop movie,…

Slow Learning Freshman Asks Lecturer If He Can Go To the Bathroom

Despite being more than halfway through his first year on The Farm,…

Spotify Stan’s Valentine’s Day/President’s Day/Black History Month Mix

Howdy everybody, Spotify Stan here with a fresh mix to get your…

Cherished Ambassador to Czechoslovakia Dies at Age 85

Despite their historic disputes, the Czech Republic and Slovakia have come together…

10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad -By Jen

1. Chocolates: It’s so basic, Brad. As long as you don’t eat more…

Op-Ed: Listen Jen, McDonalds is Fucking Good Enough for Valentine’s Day

Alright Jen, you can open your eyes now- we’re here! What do…