343 Articles Stanford Year 12 Stanford Mall Closes Down as Massive “Sue Mobs” Swarm the Parking Lots in Hopes of Free Tuition Over the past few weeks, mass hysteria has swept over the parking… Nicholas SanchezApril 18, 2020
Oh No! 27th Consecutive Housing Email This Week Actually Contained Information Necessary for You to Graduate Following their first 26 emails this week, which contained zero relevant information… Byron CalabasasApril 18, 2020
341 Headlines Stanford Year 12 Grinning EBF Resident Turns On Weed-Scented Glade Plug-In Jeff ProppMarch 1, 2020
340 Articles Stanford Year 12 Student Staff Group Interview Devolves into Bloodbath After RF Throws Snapped Pool Cue, Depressed Frosh into Room Applications for next year’s Resident Assistant roles at Otero took a dark… Ben Harley DavidsonFebruary 14, 2020
340 Headlines Stanford Year 12 Breaking: Flipside Will No Longer Be Independently Funding the FoHo Flipside StaffFebruary 14, 2020
337 Headlines Stanford Year 12 University Sure to Take All the Wrong Lessons from Latest Tragedy Flipside StaffJanuary 24, 2020
336 Articles Stanford Year 12 Freshmen Ashamed to Admit to Not Smoking Weed in Front of Father Freshman Bailey Gibson went into winter break expecting a time of relaxation.… Alex DurhamJanuary 15, 2020
336 Articles Stanford Year 12 Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers Upon returning to campus, many students have reported an increased marketing presence… Nicholas SanchezJanuary 15, 2020
335 Articles Stanford Year 12 Amid Data Leak Scandal, Queer Chart CEO Testifies Before ASSU Congress In a highly publicized inquiry, founder and CEO of Queer Chart Samantha… Ben Harley DavidsonDecember 11, 2019
335 Articles Stanford Year 12 Lecture Attendance to Be Taken by New Facial Recognition Software After Stanford Partners With Palantir In an effort to increase student participation, some lecture-based classes have begun… Ravi SmithDecember 11, 2019
