Headlines Sports Year 8 Kobe Ends Storied Career By Considering Passing Torch, Then Shooting Torch 50 Times Instead Dylan FugelApril 13, 2016
227 Headlines Sports Stanford Year 8 Tessier-Lavigne Lowers Hoop to 6ft to Perform “Excessive” Windmill Dunk Phillip GiliverFebruary 16, 2016
223 Headlines Sports Year 8 45-40: Literacy Scores of Alabama Versus Clemson Hank PattonJanuary 19, 2016
222 Articles By Year Sports Topic Year 8 Connections to Steroid Ring Finally Explain Peyton Manning’s Giant Forehead Following last week’s announcement of an upcoming Al-Jazeera documentary that alleges that… Dylan FugelJanuary 11, 2016
221 Articles Sports Year 8 NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School Despite the Cardinal’s impressive 45-16 rout of the Iowa Hawkeyes in this… Dylan FugelJanuary 4, 2016
219 Articles Sports Stanford Year 8 Gaieties To Feature Cameos From Cal’s Entire Starting Defense Reports indicate that Gaieties, Stanford’s long-running musical that ridicules our enemies from… Dylan FugelNovember 16, 2015
219 Articles By Year Opinion Sports Year 8 Op Ed: This is how football works Hi, I’m Rick Featherton and I’m going to explain how football works.… Arthur IulaNovember 16, 2015
215 Articles Sports Year 8 Cubs Manager Confidently Predicts NLCS Victory While Walking Underneath 15-Foot Ladder Standing amongst the shards of a shattered mirror in the Cubs locker… Dylan FugelOctober 19, 2015
214 Articles Sports Stanford Year 8 David Shaw’s Math Issues Worsen As Offense Improves Since his appointment as head coach five years ago, David Shaw has… Dylan FugelOctober 12, 2015
210 Articles Sports Year 7 Arrest of FIFA Executives Pinnacle of Sleuthing Skills Last week, Swiss police enacted the culmination of years of FBI investigations… Jonathan EngelJune 4, 2015
