Tooth Scandal Rocks Make-Believe World PALO ALTO – You know the story. At six a child looses… Jonathan PulsipherFebruary 11, 2011
Flipside Live From Egypt: Ashton Kutcher Shows Up In Egypt As Mubarak ‘Punks’ Millions of Protesters Barney SchmutzFebruary 10, 2011
Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden An embarrassed and shocked freshmen male was reportedly asked if he was… Ben LubkinFebruary 10, 2011
Bone Marrow Swabs Deemed A Gateway Donation Students are in outrage after Bone Marrow transplant trucks were seen on… Zach GalantFebruary 9, 2011
Unprotected Sex Between Bed Bugs Reaches Unprecedented Levels An epidemic of bed bugs having unprotected sex with other bed bugs… Barney SchmutzFebruary 9, 2011
Updated Geneva Protocol Prohibits Popular Medieval Weaponry Yesterday, the United Nations General Assembly voted to enact an updated version… Brandon EvansFebruary 8, 2011
Millions Divorced as Zodiac Change Causes Realignment of Stars After recent changes in the Earth’s alignment, a new Zodiac symbol, Ophiuchus… Jeremy KeeshinFebruary 8, 2011
Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God In one of the more interesting scientific discoveries this week, researchers have… Brandon EvansFebruary 6, 2011
[Insert Team Name] Wins Super Bowl XLV In [Insert Appropriate Adjective]Fashion In one of the most [“thrilling”/“dramatic”/“mundane”] Super Bowls of all time, the… Kyle HofferFebruary 6, 2011
FOX Announces New Reality TV Show, Last Tyrant Standing In the days following Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s decision not to run… Adam AdlerFebruary 6, 2011
