SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its  action map to compliance…

The Stanford Flipside’s Checklist for New Students

Just a helpful guide for everyone arriving on campus 😊 not to…

SLE Program “Too Gay To Function”?

As SLE recently released its newest syllabus, the incoming frosh were perplexed…

You found your Stanford crush. Now what?

You found your Stanford crush. Now what? The Class of 2028 Instagram…

Underwhelmed by your bomb threat typeface

It’s common knowledge that all proper criminals have fantastic marketing. For the…

Class of 2027 Student Spotlight: They’re All Pieces of Shit

Ah yes. Admit weekend.  Swarms of lanky to-be freshmen wander the vast campus, not…

Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here!  It’s Time to Download Tinder

This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford…

No Bike Wednesday Replaced by Grapevining Wednesday

Woosh! What is that? Is it a bird? A plane? An oddball…