SU Alert: Suspicious Finals Creep up on Students

A recent press release from the Stanford Police Department reports that a student awoke to find a broken window and a mysterious piece of paper lying among the shattered glass. Upon further investigation,...

March 16th, 2012

Stanford Tours to End at Ye Olde Unione Gifts

In a desperate ploy to boost revenues for the University, officials announced last week that all official Stanford tours will cumulate with a stop at “Ye Old Unione Gifts & More.” The “gift...

March 15th, 2012

Ninja Rockstar Dismayed by Rejection from Startups

Axl Lee, a Stanford senior and certified “ninja rockstar,” truly believed that his resume was top-notch. He had trained for twelve years under Japan’s Premier Ninja Master, Shogun Kazuato, and had...

March 14th, 2012

Opinion: “I Don’t Know Much About His Policies, But Ron Paul Has a Nice Ass”

If you asked me I would say I’m not the most knowledgeable person in the realm of politics. I don’t care much for the talking heads on stage; they’re all corrupt and trying to play to...

March 13th, 2012

Peyton Manning Leaves Football to Focus on his Papa John’s Commercial Career

After being cut by the Colts last week, Peyton Manning has decided to walk away from the game of football and into the game of Papa John’s commercials. “I’ve done a couple commercials...

March 12th, 2012

SHPRC Provides Students With Free Condoms, Roofies

Long revered for their subsidized condoms, lube, and miscellaneous sexual paraphernalia, the Stanford Sexual Health Peer Resource Center has recently expanded their resources, allotting 3 Rohypnol tablets...

March 12th, 2012

OAPE Typo Turns “Alcohol Free” Party Into “Free Alcohol” Party

The Office of Alcohol P E (OAPE) experienced an unexpected surge in popularity last week after a typo in an internal memo changed an “alcohol free” event into a “free alcohol” event....

March 12th, 2012

ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza

Click to launch slideshow Last week, 15 of Stanford’s lesser-known groups flocked to White Plaza for the 3rd Annual Winter...

March 11th, 2012

Stanford Announces “Arrillaga Tower” Project

In a surprising new development, John Arrillaga has announced plans to build a new $88 million “Arrillaga Tower” on West Campus. The design, released over the weekend, calls for a tower nearly...

March 7th, 2012

Special Investigative Report: Behind the Sandwiches – What Really Happens in the Back of Ike’s

On February 16 at exactly 8:00am, I received an assignment from the Flipside staff to investigate the cause of the long lines at Ike’s Place in the Huang Engineering Center. Two grueling weeks...

March 5th, 2012

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