Popular rapper and role model Chamillionaire confirmed rumors on Friday when he verified that he would indeed be introducing a new big number to the International System of Numbers: one chamillion. Although it is unclear what the actual value of one chamillion will be, Chamillionaire assured fans and eager onlookers in the math world that one chamillion would be “higher than one billion, higher than one trillion, hell, higher than one million.”

Middle school math teacher Ron Berdell does not share the enthusiasm for the arrival of the number one chamillion. “My students already struggle at math,” Berdell states, “and now all they write when I ask them to solve four times six is one chamillion.”

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