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Silicon Valley Thrilled by New “Uber for Serfs” Startup

May 29, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Silicon Valley Thrilled by New “Uber for Serfs” Startup
Silicon Valley Thrilled by New “Uber for Serfs” Startup

In an announcement that has sent shockwaves across Silicon Valley, a new startup billing itself as “Uber for Serfs” has announced plans to go public later this month. The startup, feef, is already attracting hordes of eager VC’s looking to get a stake in the company before its shares skyrocket […]

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Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep

January 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep
Student Gets Long, Restorative Night of Sleep

Smiling and basking in the golden sunlight which has become the norm in the last few weeks, Junior Derek Newman told reporters that on Sunday night he relished in a 11 hour night of deep, wonderful sleep. “I wasn’t that tired before,” said Newman, a likable and modestly attractive computer […]

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New App Encourages Users to Meet, Beat the Shit out of Each Other

May 18, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on New App Encourages Users to Meet, Beat the Shit out of Each Other
New App Encourages Users to Meet, Beat the Shit out of Each Other

Palo Alto—Calling his application an “exciting reinvention of how people interact,” local programmer Jerry Hamedi noted yesterday that his new app, Clobbr, has gained immense popularity as a tool to help hostile strangers to meet, exchange insults, and violently assault one another. “It can be so uncomfortable to establish a […]

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Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?

October 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?
Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?

Hmmm. That cloud of smoke. The red light off the end of whatever it is that guy’s smoking. The distant smell of… of… goddammit, did he pay NO attention in health class? Or… is it that he’s refusing to care about what The Man says he can do with his […]

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ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

April 16, 2012 6:02 amComments Off on ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm
ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

This past week, Stanford dean of Residential Education Deborah Golder announced that, starting next fall, Naranja will be the testing grounds for a new entrepreneurship-free housing option. “We’ve heard the feedback from students around campus, and we know that there are those who just aren’t comfortable with the amount of […]

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Stanford Students Found Revolutionary Startup That Does Nothing

February 13, 2011 1:40 pmComments Off on Stanford Students Found Revolutionary Startup That Does Nothing
Stanford Students Found Revolutionary Startup That Does Nothing

SOTO–Two budding computer science majors from Soto released their latest project to the world yesterday, and tech pundits around the globe are going wild. The site, called Jitterbunk, is a revolutionary startup that hopes to combine social media to advance the global economy and change the way we go about […]

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