Post Tagged with: "sad"

School Shooting Victim’s Body Riddled with Dozens of High-Caliber Mental Illnesses

November 27, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on School Shooting Victim’s Body Riddled with Dozens of High-Caliber Mental Illnesses
School Shooting Victim’s Body Riddled with Dozens of High-Caliber Mental Illnesses
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Local Wonder Child Tragically Racist

May 23, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Wonder Child Tragically Racist
Local Wonder Child Tragically Racist
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Oak Creek Resident Eats For First Time This Quarter

March 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Oak Creek Resident Eats For First Time This Quarter
Oak Creek Resident Eats For First Time This Quarter
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Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

January 29, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment
Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

 Dear Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment, I can’t seem to find a way to stay in touch with my friends from high school. Any suggestions? -Alone in Alondra   Woof.  It’s dark.  Help.  I’m alone and everything smells.     Dear DFABC, I’m always procrastinating on homework and […]

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Sad Santa: Claus Suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder

January 16, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Sad Santa: Claus Suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder
Sad Santa: Claus Suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder

At a low point in a post-holiday interview, Santa Claus broke down and revealed that he has Seasonal Affective Disorder, also known as SAD. His hyperactivity and celebrated generosity at every Christmas for the past centuries have all been an attempt to cope with his illness. “When I was a […]

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Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow

May 7, 2012 6:01 amComments Off on Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow
Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow

Yesterday afternoon, the U.S. Department of Agriculture confirmed a severe case of Sad Cow Disease in a dairy cow from Glenwood, California–contradicting the oft-cited fact that happy cows come from California. According to the USDA report, the onset of the illness was abrupt and unexpected. The affected cow, named Daisy, […]

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