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Haus Mitt Invades French House Kitchen, Sets Sights on Slav

January 12, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Haus Mitt Invades French House Kitchen, Sets Sights on Slav
Haus Mitt Invades French House Kitchen, Sets Sights on Slav

Stanford R&DE has indicated recently that it is very worried by the state of chaos into which Mayfield Avenue has descended following the events of Winter Break. Field reporters for the Flipside stated that, led by Haus Mitt Kitchen Manager Reinhold Rommel, Haus Mitt took over La Maison Français’ kitchen, […]

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Stanford Dining Celebrates Commitment to Sustainable Dining by Building Giant House out of Food

December 1, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Dining Celebrates Commitment to Sustainable Dining by Building Giant House out of Food
Stanford Dining Celebrates Commitment to Sustainable Dining by Building Giant House out of Food

Maintaining sustainable dining halls on a college campus is a tricky business. After not-even-a-full-fall-quarter of minimal food-wasting and hard work, Stanford Dining has decided to celebrate their accomplishments by constructing a massive to-scale house out of candy and sweets. “We got this giant shipment of desserts, and we were like […]

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Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars

November 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars
Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars

Last Friday, Stanford’s Residential and Dining Enterprises announced the creation of a new service aimed at facilitating students’ access to illicit drugs. “The concept of the program is relatively straightforward,” stated R&DE president Johnathan Gonzalez. “Rather than having students buy dope from some sketchy, potentially dangerous character on the streets, […]

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Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

May 19, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul
Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

“It’s true,” said a representative of the University, “Your last shred of free will has just evaporated.” When asked why the institution was being so open with its diabolical plans now, the representative simply replied, “It doesn’t matter any more, does it? It’s too late now.” Even a couple of weeks […]

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Ike’s Closing, Customers Desperate for Line to Stand In

May 5, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Closing, Customers Desperate for Line to Stand In
Ike’s Closing, Customers Desperate for Line to Stand In

Over the past few weeks, students all over campus have reacted against the announced replacement of the quirky Ike’s Place sandwich shop with a new establishment run by R&DE. Ike’s Place has grown to become a long-standing Stanford staple since its opening all the way back in 2010.  Many regulars are […]

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Following Slav Scandal, R&DE Shocked at Having to Deal with Actual Problem

March 13, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Following Slav Scandal, R&DE Shocked at Having to Deal with Actual Problem
Following Slav Scandal, R&DE Shocked at Having to Deal with Actual Problem

Following on the heels of the recent incidents at Slavianskii Dom, reports indicate that R&DE, faced with an issue that is actually concerning, has no earthly idea what to do. Assistant director Carl Evans noted while visibly sweating, “I mean, usually we just scour the brochure to find out what […]

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