Op-Ed: Trump’s Not Special, I’ve Refused to Concede the Presidency Since 2009 When I Ran at My Local Elementary School

Pah! These simpletons up on Capitol Hill, running around like chickens with…

What Does Your Tie Pattern Say About You?

Let’s face it; the upcoming presidential election makes you want to wear…

International Heads of State Come Up With Great Excuses to Avoid Polish President’s Funeral

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CHANGE HAS COME: Kelsei Wharton Elected First African-American Vice President 

A makeshift bonfire broke out in the Main Quad on Saturday night…

Angelina Cardona Becomes First Hot President

ASSU Matchmaker Pairs Entire Female Campus with David Gobaud

While organizers initially dubbed the premiere of the ASSU Matchmaker Service a…

Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

As Obama celebrates the end of his first year in office, many…

Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark

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Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display

In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

As President Bush prepares to hand over the White House to Barack…