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What Does Your Tie Pattern Say About You?

October 12, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on What Does Your Tie Pattern Say About You?
What Does Your Tie Pattern Say About You?

Let’s face it; the upcoming presidential election makes you want to wear a tie. With all those politicians looking smart, you gotta jump on the bandwagon. Now the truth is, nobody gives an actual fuck about what color tie you wear because what really matters is the pattern. Let’s see […]

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International Heads of State Come Up With Great Excuses to Avoid Polish President’s Funeral

April 20, 2010 11:49 pm0 comments
International Heads of State Come Up With Great Excuses to Avoid Polish President’s Funeral
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CHANGE HAS COME: Kelsei Wharton Elected First African-American Vice President 

April 12, 2010 5:53 pm0 comments
CHANGE HAS COME:  Kelsei Wharton Elected First African-American Vice President 

A makeshift bonfire broke out in the Main Quad on Saturday night as Stanford students celebrated the election of Senator Kelsei Wharton as the first African-American vice president of Stanford University.  Red plastic cups were thrust high into the air as students celebrated the landslide victory of the man who […]

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Angelina Cardona Becomes First Hot President

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Angelina Cardona Becomes First Hot President
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ASSU Matchmaker Pairs Entire Female Campus with David Gobaud

February 16, 2010 5:36 pm0 comments
ASSU Matchmaker Pairs Entire Female Campus with David Gobaud

While organizers initially dubbed the premiere of the ASSU Matchmaker Service a success, reports of tampering have led students and administrators alike to question the effectiveness of the service. By Valentine’s Day, it appeared that over two thousand individuals had registered for the free service. Students first began to suspect […]

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Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

January 20, 2010 6:08 pm0 comments
Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

As Obama celebrates the end of his first year in office, many have begun evaluating his performance. In a recent interview, President Obama gave himself a “solid B+” for his recent performance. Obama cited partisanship, Congress’ slothfulness, and his teaching fellow as the barriers standing between him and a 4.0. […]

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Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark

March 9, 2009 12:07 am0 comments
Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark
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Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display

January 31, 2009 4:15 pm0 comments
Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display
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In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

January 18, 2009 3:01 pm0 comments
In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

As President Bush prepares to hand over the White House to Barack Obama, he is devoting more of his energy to shaping the legacy he will leave behind for future generations of Americans. The George W. Bush Presidential Library will be situated next door to the Presidential Library of the […]

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Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy

December 29, 2008 9:38 am0 comments
Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy
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