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Stanford Bans the Humanities

May 21, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Bans the Humanities
Stanford Bans the Humanities

In an unprecedented move last weekend, representatives from Stanford University announced their intentions to ban the humanities in all its forms starting Fall Quarter of the 2018-2019 school year. Provost Persis Drell’s statement about the change: “Stanford has always been a campus which places inclusion and balance over all else. […]

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New Level of Stanford Commercialism

November 8, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on New Level of Stanford Commercialism
New Level of Stanford Commercialism

In a desperate attempt to reclaim their wasted investment of supposedly $100,000 per student, Stanford has now turned to selling their humanities majors to other universities. Under pressure to maintain its status as “the millionaire factory” and its ranking as #1 on Forbes’s list, Stanford started auctioning off their less […]

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Stanford Adds Poultry Science to School of Humanities

October 8, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Adds Poultry Science to School of Humanities
Stanford Adds Poultry Science to School of Humanities

In what experts are universally regarding as a sad, desperate bid to expand Stanford’s School of Humanities, Provost John W. Etchemendy announced the addition of poultry science to the meager offering of courses that already exist. “Christ, just meet us halfway here!” Etchemendy offered to critics at last week’s press […]

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Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters

January 23, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters
Stanford Too Popular for Hipsters

After a record 37,000 applications were submitted to Stanford University this year, hipsters across the country have started indicating that they no longer find the school attractive. Almost an hour after the statistics were released, numerous threads on collegeprowler.com, collegeconfidential.com and similar websites bemoaned the loss of the University’s alt-factor. […]

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Stanford Student Argues the Fuck Out of Dinner Table Discussion

April 7, 2011 1:30 amComments Off on Stanford Student Argues the Fuck Out of Dinner Table Discussion
Stanford Student Argues the Fuck Out of Dinner Table Discussion

It started off like a normal dinner conversation, but when Nathan Kauffen, MS&E ’12 sat down at the table for Durand’s famed sandwich night, things began to sour. The conversation was centered on a popular topic, the merits of a liberal arts education in the modern economy. Kauffen had been […]

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