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PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks

November 5, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks
PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks

In protest of the grotesquely low salaries they are being paid, peer health educators (PHEs) across all dorms are now going on strike. As a part of this strike, they are refusing to dole out the usual supply of Neosporin, band aids, and life advice. What has proven the most […]

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I Switched from Smoking Two Packs a Day to Eating Two Packs a Day and my Lungs Feel Great

December 4, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on I Switched from Smoking Two Packs a Day to Eating Two Packs a Day and my Lungs Feel Great
Young smoker burn cigarettes using a match
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Breaking News: Only Four Dead in Most Rewarding Dance Marathon Yet

February 18, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking News: Only Four Dead in Most Rewarding Dance Marathon Yet
Breaking News: Only Four Dead in Most Rewarding Dance Marathon Yet

Reporting that this year was perhaps the fundraiser’s most successful to date, coordinators for the popular Stanford Dance Marathon announced yesterday that they were able to raise over $1,000 for Partners in Health Rwanda—all while keeping fatalities at a record low. “Dance Marathon is an incredible opportunity for people to […]

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Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


October 4, 2009 1:14 pm0 comments
Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


   The spread of swine flu is now outpacing CDC projections for Northern California, but semi-legitimate doctors from the region have found a cure: medical marijuana.  Andrew Wollengard was the first swine flu victim to seek a medical cannabis prescription.  “It was self-diagnosed,” Wollengard admits.  “I had been trying to […]

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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

February 22, 2009 9:24 pm0 comments
Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
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