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U.S. Bombing of Random Countries Boosts High School Geography Scores

October 6, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on U.S. Bombing of Random Countries Boosts High School Geography Scores
U.S. Bombing of Random Countries Boosts High School Geography Scores

Twelve years of U.S. forces in continuous conflict around the globe may have a bright side after all, as local high-schooler Timmy Smothers has just aced his geography test. “It was easy,” remarks Smothers, “all I had to do to study was watch CNN.” Timmy isn’t the only student benefiting […]

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State of Texas Eliminates Arabic Numbers

October 3, 2010 4:33 pmComments Off on State of Texas Eliminates Arabic Numbers
State of Texas Eliminates Arabic Numbers

In an effort to halt what many consider to be an influx of Islamic, Jihadist thinking on young people, the State of Texas Textbook Committee has banned the use of Arabic numbers in Texas schools. One member of the Committee said that kids could get by with Roman numerals. After […]

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Free Stanford Education With the Purchase of a $50,000 Red Zone Tshirt

October 26, 2009 12:36 am0 comments
Free Stanford Education With the Purchase of a $50,000 Red Zone Tshirt
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Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

February 8, 2009 4:32 pm0 comments
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students across the state. In a press conference held yesterday, Haley Barbour, governor of Mississippi, discussed his new education policy: “As of next year, […]

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