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New Axe-Comm Member Not Sure When To Give Them The Axe, Take It Back

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on New Axe-Comm Member Not Sure When To Give Them The Axe, Take It Back
New Axe-Comm Member Not Sure When To Give Them The Axe, Take It Back

After several intense meetings of the Stanford Axe Committee, freshman and new member Harry Kesler is still incredibly confused about some of the core tenets of the well-funded student organization. “Look, all I’m saying is that on one hand, we’re supposed to give them the axe the axe the axe. […]

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NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School

January 4, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School
NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School

Despite the Cardinal’s impressive 45-16 rout of the Iowa Hawkeyes in this year’s Rose Bowl, the evening ended on a somber note as NCAA officials revealed that star RB Christian McCaffrey will be suspended for a year under a little-known NCAA by-law banning outrageous charm and good looks. Noting the […]

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Stanford Dominates Hapless Oregon State 20-12

October 29, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Dominates Hapless Oregon State 20-12
Stanford Dominates Hapless Oregon State 20-12

Saturday night’s game between Stanford and host Oregon State may have been billed as a clash of ranked Pac-12 titans, but viewers looking for some semblance of competitive football came away disappointed, as the game quickly turned into a laughingstock. Stanford came roaring out of the gates, jumping to an […]

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Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

October 22, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”
Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

After forty-one years of indignity, the Catholic Church has finally won its battle against Stanford, forcing the school to change its nickname away from the offensive “Cardinal”. “We’ve found it a grave insult to our belief system that [Stanford] has had athletic men and women running around professing to be […]

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Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

April 23, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers
Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

Jarring. Surreal. Nightmarish. These are only a few words that have been used to describe the aftermath of disgruntled gardener John Scarborough’s rampage. Fed up and undervalued, John spent an entire weekend planting flowers all over campus that are crimson, rather than the iconic Stanford cardinal. Earl Mackelroy, fitness enthusiast […]

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Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal

May 9, 2010 4:33 pm0 comments
Cardinal Implicated in Abuse Scandal
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