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Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All

March 11, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All
Exclusive Sneak Peek! Theodore Roosevelt Sexual Tell-All

After a neck and neck election, it seems that our great nation has finally elected our next leader. The new President of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt, bursting with manly pride and reeking of tobacco and pheromones, has deigned to sit down with us and reveal his innermost sexual secrets. […]

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The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid

March 10, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid
The Stanford Flipside Ends Apartheid

It happened. Apartheid is over. We did it. We, the Stanford Flipside, did it. Apartheid ended, entirely and exclusively due to the work put in by us, the staff of the Stanford Flipside. Apartheid has now ended, and we are the ones to thank. “Yup, it was you,” said now-former […]

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Breaking News: That ‘70s Show Was Not a Documentary

March 9, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Breaking News: That ‘70s Show Was Not a Documentary
Breaking News: That ‘70s Show Was Not a Documentary

To the shock of television viewers and cultural historians alike, the makers of That ‘70s Show revealed yesterday that the hit Fox program was not, in fact, a documentary. “We certainly drew upon elements of ‘70s culture for the sake of realism—but no, by no means were we attempting to […]

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Headlines from 200 Years of the Flipside

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Headlines from 200 Years of the Flipside

1810s: Cotton Gin Found To Not Be As Tasty As Regular Gin Sacajawea Threatens To Turn This Goddamn Expedition Right Around 1820s: Simon Bolivar Defeats Jose de San Martin in a Thumb War to Decide Who Gets to Name Things 1830s: Op-Ed: Dammit, I Forgot the Alamo Again 1840s:  “California […]

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Scientists at Bell Laboratories Create Innovative New Form of Racism

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Scientists at Bell Laboratories Create Innovative New Form of Racism

Murray Hill, NJ, 1953 – Sources report that a crack team in the secretive research and development branch of Bell Laboratories has been working to innovate a new type of racism that may change how racial discrimination works on a national level. “We can’t give you too many details, but […]

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Innocent Iceberg Brutally Sunk in High Arctic

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Innocent Iceberg Brutally Sunk in High Arctic

15 April 1912—The world was shocked this morning to hear of a horrific accident.  The RMS Titanic, the largest ship in the world and carrying over three thousand souls, has brutally struck into an innocent iceberg in the greatest peacetime disaster in recent memory.  From the start, the iceberg had no […]

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