Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Between the gluttonous binging preceding gut-wrenching…

Wow! Bernie Sanders Said He Doesn’t Like Anchovies and Now Conservatives Are Eating Pound After Pound of Salty Fish

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Ballot Filled Out with #2½ Pencil Forces Entire Electoral District to Retake SAT

Tragedy struck on Election Day when longtime Atlanta resident and law-abiding citizen…

Trump Mistakes Stormy Daniels For All the Other Horses He’s Fucked

Media outlets derided Donald Trump after he referred to adult actress Stormy…

Haas Center Distributes Blatantly False “Stanford Votes” Stickers

Stickers distributed across campus by the Haas Center for Public Service, boldly…

The Forty-Year Old Virgin: An Interview With Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Michael Kavanaugh – leader, patriot, lifetime celibate. In an exclusive interview…