Journalists Respond to New Research on Attention Span

Due to a slew of recent studies demonstrating that the majority of…

Andrew Luck Fails to Get Enough Loyalty Points to Attend Big Game

In what is certainly a disappointing revelation for fans of this year’s…

Controversy Emerges as to Whether Shakespeare Really Wrote “Gaieties”


As part of the annual Big Game festivities, Stanford students will be…

Predictions: Stanford vs. Cal

STANFORD 28, CAL 0: Stanford has the best coach, the best offensive…

Hobbit Colony Found Under New Engineering Quad

Last Thursday, a hobbit colony was discovered underneath the new Engineering Quad…

Facebook Introduces “Innermost Feelings About Each Other” Feature to Friendship Pages

Several weeks after launching its new friendship pages, Facebook has added an…

Spoken Word Collective Accepts First Mute Member

In what several student organizations have hailed as a milestone in social…

Report: Republicans Excited To Have Boehner as Congress Speaker

After a flop for democratic softies in the Midterm Elections, Republicans are…

Democrats Totally Freaking Out about Midterms Until They Heard They are Graded on a Curve

A wave of relief swept over Democratic leaders in Washington this past…

Student Doesn’t Regret “The Hookup That Never Happened”

Freshman Eric Chandler headed to Stern Dining Sunday morning with a splitting…