Sustainability Success: EPA Director Scott Pruitt Has Murdered Enough Babies to Make America Carbon Neutral
It’s been a tough year for Scott Pruitt, but it looks like things might finally be turning around for the recentlyappointed Environmental Protection Agency head. In a press release Tuesday, Pruitt proudly reported that the United States has achieved a netzero aggregate carbon footprint for the first time in recent history, all due to Pruitt’s innovative “Murder Our Rugrats Order Ninety” strategy. The MORON initiative has now completed its first 6 months in operation, and the numbers tell a promising story. Before the program began, there were approximately 4 million babies in the United States and the country had a total carbon footprint of 6,870 million metric tons of carbon dioxide equivalents. Since the strategy was implemented, the agency has disposed of 3. online pharmacy purchase…
