An embarrassed and shocked freshmen male was reportedly asked if he was pregnant when he went to Vaden Health Center last week for a cold. The freshman, Jessie Stern, was mistaken for a girl due to his feminine name and long, flowing hair.

Vaden issued a press release this week that explained the importance of asking students if they are pregnant in all situations. The report stated that: “The FDA has now added the common cold and bronchitis to a new list of teenage pregnancy’s side effects.” The report concluded that it was therefore necessary to ask all students who are or “could be” females.

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While Stern was not interested in commenting, other students on campus had mixed opinions of the question.

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Most thought that it was “an inconvenience” and “not scientifically grounded.” However, sophomore Sammy Wang said that she likes the question.

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“It makes me feel good that at least one person on campus thinks I am sexually active,” Wang said.

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